my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
muncheechee replied to your post “I was looking at a picture of candied apples and it reminded me of a…”
You’re allergic to apples in Washington? Oh, tragedy!
It’s really just the dumbest thing! I hear “Oh yeah Washington’s apples are just some of the best ever!” and I’m like yeah I bet
I used to be a straight A student
Now I’m not even straight
There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.